Blogging to keep my brain busy while slogging through the mediocrity of every day life as a mother. My stories are true, raw, edgy, funny, sexy and inappropriate, but will (hopefully) resonate with you! Come along with me as I find who I am and what I want to be. Read along as I clean up spilled milk while simultaneously having a mini-orgasm thinking about the phone sex I had the night before. And think back to that time when…When life was more than kids, chores and a mortgage.